juli-the-human:

shubbabang:

you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

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one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

the last picture i cANT BREATHE



  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this


stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

unwinona:

tattoos-n-tokes:

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

"Your kid says hi." -The sun

g-aesthetic:

She’s a ride or die.

davemothrfuknstrider:

I dont know what I was doing but I suddenly remembered Sharon Osborne running into a door

alicedanslesvilles:

This was one of the worst feelings




(Source: cakejam)



slayboybunny:

heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitley not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im fucking allergic to bananas.  



lasfloresdemayo:


rawwaves:

neervana:

scaleybark:

U.S.-Mexico Border

literally the coolest picture ive seen on this site

oh my god….

Very important.


(Source: mexicock)





communistbakery:

when she say go deeper but u all out of dickimage

(Source: communistbakery)




ryantriple6:

This is fucking amazing.

(Source: jasonnywithnochance)